Baldur's Gate 3 Players Recruit Immortal Child Armies Through Wild Exploit
Discover game-breaking Baldur's Gate 3 exploits, like recruiting immortal child soldiers for unstoppable chaos, using innovative spells and mechanics.
I've witnessed countless creative exploits in Baldur's Gate 3 since its release - from silver-tongued diplomats avoiding combat to players blowing that ridiculous horn for invincibility - but nothing prepared me for the absolute madness of immortal child soldiers. Seriously, this community never ceases to amaze me with their game-breaking discoveries! The latest trick? Recruiting kids like Mol the Tiefling into your party permanently, turning them into unstoppable combat anomalies. 🤯
The Step-by-Step Child Recruitment Process
Here's how Morgan Evelyn's bonkers method works:
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Pick Your Puppeteer: Use any companion (NOT your leader) with Polymorph + Dominate Beast spells
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Select Your Victim: Target any child NPC (Mol works great!)
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Double Spell Combo:
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Polymorph them first
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Immediately follow with Dominate Beast
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Camp Protocol:
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Fast travel to camp
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Activate turn-based mode ⏱️
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Dismiss & Wait:
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Remove your spellcaster companion
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Let spell concentration expire
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Reset Reality:
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Re-add your companion
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Leave camp
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Save & reload your game
Voilà! That kid now follows you everywhere like a lost duckling. Want an army? Repeat this with every child across Faerûn!
Why Child Soldiers Break Combat
| Advantage | Explanation |
|---|---|
| 🛡️ Complete Immortality | Larian prevents child deaths = unkillable units |
| 🔄 Turn Order Immunity | They ignore combat sequencing = free movement |
| ⚔️ Infinite Attacks | No action restrictions = constant damage output |
| 👥 Zero Party Slot Cost | Doesn't count against companion limits |
It's absolutely bananas how a gaggle of sugar-fueled kindergarteners can outclass legendary warriors! Their tiny fists might not hit hard, but watching them swarm bosses while ignoring game mechanics? Chef's kiss perfection 👌.
People Also Ask
- Q: Can this get my save file banned?
A: Extremely unlikely! This uses base game mechanics - no mods required.
- Q: What's the max child army size?
A: Every single kid across all three acts! The Emerald Grove alone has 8+ recruits.
- Q: Do special children like Arabella work?
A: Yep! Story-critical kids function identically.
After two years, Baldur's Gate 3 still reveals absurd secrets like nesting dolls. Who needs min-maxed builds when you've got fifth-graders breaking reality? I'm already dreaming of pacifist runs where toddlers shame villains into surrender! What glorious chaos could YOU create with this exploit?
[Image: Hypothetical army of Tiefling children swarming a mind flayer]
So spill the beans - what's the wildest exploit YOU'VE used that made Larian's mechanics cry?